The other day my son, the 7 year-old, got very serious and asked me, " Dad, do girls decide when you get married? Do girls just tell you that you are getting married to them?"
I chuckled a bit. "No, buddy. People get married when a man and a woman decide together to get married." (Now, a man and a man may get married, and a woman and a woman may get married. I get it, but I wasn't about to get into that with the boy.)
"Good," the boy said, "because there's a thousand girls at school that like me." He then rattled off a bunch of names of girls in his class.
That kid is something special.